History Of Jack
Thorkul (FKAScrath Von Rummel), Born in Hell(NYC). He dabbled in various underworld corruptions. It is even rumored that Scratch was the true inspiration of "The Godfather" & Tony Soprano. When Scratch wasn't fitting people with cement shoes, he practiced his guitar and managed pro wrestlers. Scratch had dreams of putting together the ultimate Rock and Roll outfit. Late in the Winter of 1996, Scratch was accused of ordering the death of a rival manager "The Grand Wizard" by the FBI. The witnesses mysteriously died and he was never convicted. He then gave up managing wrestlers and went looking to fulfill his Rock and Roll dream. Scratch discovered is Nordic Heritage and has rechristened himself Thorkul Von Rummel in the Name of Odin . Thorkull no longer breaking arms and Legs and collecting gambling debts spends his time raiding villages , pillaging on stages everywhere ......
began his road to fame as a Professional wrestler. Smokey was managed by Scratch. He won the heavy weight title of the Swedish Independant Federation. Their incredibly successful alliance continued until Smokey "accidentally" killed an opponent with his lethal finishing move, "The Dreaded Lateral Transfer". Smokey vacated his title and devoted himself to the church and became the first male nun. Smokey found his true calling and began singing in the Convents' choir. During a visit to the Convent, Scratch told Smokey of his dream to form a band. Smokey grabbed his Bible and they started their quest to form a Rock and Roll band ........
Jimmy Crackcorn was recruited to play drums. Jimmy was the only son of Alabama sharecropper "Muscle Shoals". Mr. Crackcorn was the former drummer of the 70's funk band "BIG BROWN LOG". Jimmy was making a living as a door to door herb salesman. With some coaxing he was happy to give up selling St. John's Wort to lonely housewives in favor of the rock and roll high life. After reuniting with Smokey and Scratch for the Tribute show to Quai Chang in October 13 and The dvd release party for Crypted in November at Bogies in Albany . Mr . Crackcorn has returned to the helm and will be behind the kit in 2017 .
After ten years in exile Smokey Toenails , Scratch Von Rummel , and Jimmy Crackcorn reformed with New recruit Sheik Yourbaby to play a tribute show in Quai Chang's Honor . The response was positive and Hungry jack was asked to play at Bogies in Albany , NY on November 16th 2013 , for a dvd release party for the movie cryptid.
Scratch and Smokey decided that it was time to unleash Hungry Jack onto a new generation of fans . The rebirth of Hungry has taken place .........
.OTTO Excelsior-, BASS/ MINISTER OF PROPAGANA
Whose name is his motto, is an initiate of the occult secret society the Sacred and Mystical Order of the Golden Brick and a Buddhist of the Dharma Bum school of the Zen sect.
OTTO was pulled as an infant from the burning wreck of a crashed saucer on the 1st of April 1960. He somehow survived infancy and was later sent to school. He did not like it very much. OTTO was a precocious child who had formed an anarchist militia by the time he was in 2d grade. After Turning On and Tuning In he Dropped Out of the 9th grade and never looked back. OTTO has never been to school since.
He is currently Commandant of the Anarcho-Fascist Zen Monarchist Phalange, an extreme Righto-Leftist organization dedicated to Chemical Yoga, Scientific Illuminism, Free Love and the establishment of a hemp-based agricultural utopian economy by any means necessary.Otto is also Zombie Hunter for the Band
Sheik Yourbaby - Guitar / Magic Carpet Rides Snake charmer
Mr.Yourbaby , a man in exile from Arabia due to murder allegations . He was wrongly accused in the murder of Princess Jasmine during an all night flying carpet ride . He is rumored to be the love child of " The Iron Sheik and Wonder Woman" - Smokey and Thorkull invited him to join Hungry Jack and live free and clear of persecution .
PAST MEMBERS : Alumni
Manuel Hung - Drummer
Hailing from Barcelona . Mr. Hung a former bullfighter . Got his start in music playing in the worlds #1 Hungry jack tribute band " Urinal Cakes " . Hung was living a life of seclusion after the king of Spain sought retribution after hung killed his prize bull and his daughters heart . Manuel came to America looking for a new life . After the untimely departure of barron O'beef . Hungry jack found their new Drummer
Barron O'Beef Drums -( All you can eat sessions)
BARRON O'BEEF - Drummer / Chef and Worlds Largest Leprechaun Mr.O'beef was once the personal chef for Hungry Jack several years ago . He specialized in making mouthwatering head cheese ,Chili and Homemade Hot Dogs (Smothered in Onions). He had always said the secret was in the meat . O'beef has been working on his cookbook "The Cannibal Diet " . It's said he is the worlds largest leprechaun. After being found with questionable cooking ingredients by the authorities . Mr.O'beef has left hungry jackand is now living in seclusion on his own private island .
Quai chang Christ - Lead guitar( guitar on sumo prostitute and Don't give me nochicken sessions ) The only thing missing was a Lead guitarist / Kazoo player . Few have tried to fill this role , Carlos Rodriguez , Kid Burro and Yngwie J Malmscream , Great Musicians but not up to the challenge of the task . Luckily , during a visit to a truckstop in New jersey . Hungry Jack found there man .The Former leader of the infamous Bible -toting , Hillbilly Karate Cult called " The Swampers " . Quai Chang -Christ was rumored to be the love child of Janis Joplin , Jesus Christ and Bruce Lee . he had been in Hiding for several years. There was a mishap at a karate convention . He was accused of breaking Pat Morita's arm . Quai was doing an acoustic set at the truck stop. For his encore he would set his guitar on fir and karate chop it in half . The boys were very impressed with his talent . They asked Quai to come out of hiding and join Hungry Jack . Quai Chang continued his musical ways for many years . It is with much sadness that we announce the passing of Quai chang Christ , on July 4th 2013 . We lost a friend , Brother and Guitarist that day
Waffles - Bass-
/ Poppa Boner Bass-( poppa played on Sumo prostitute sessions and Don't give me no chicken sessions) The Bass duties started out by an egg laying creature named Waffles . He had a short lived career and went on the manage a home for Cannibal Chickens . Waffles was replaced by Poppa Boner . He was an exiled former bounty hunter / Hitman . Mr. Boner was living in New Jersey . He was teaching survival Paintball classes to Disabled Circus midgets , discovered by Toenails , Von Rummel and Crackcorn . After years of playing bass in Hungry Jack , Poppa retired and now lives in New Jersey as a driving instructor at The Helen keller School of drivers education
Carlos Rodriguez - Guitar
Kid Burro- Guitar
Yngwie J. Malmscream- Guitar / keyboards